My job in a nutshell

3 year old: I want to play hide and seek!
Me: Ok! I'll count and you hide! (counts to 10)
3 year old hides in closet.
Me: Ready or not here I come!  Hmm where could she be?  Is she under the table? Noooooo.  Is she behind the slide? Noooooo.
3 year old knocks on closet door.
Me(opening closet door): There you are!
Cue infectious giggling from 3 year old.

Wash, rinse, repeat(about 50 times) with the same exact hiding spot every.single.time.